Would you like to build a wall?

Would you like to build a wall?

(may be sung to Would you like to buy on 'O'? - Sesame Street)

Hey, bud.

Who Me?

Shhhhhh!

(who me?)

Riiiight!
Would you like to build a wall?
Tall and strong.
It’s gonna’ be a beauty
And very, very long.
You can make a lovely chant for one and all:
Build that wall! - Build that wall! - Build that wall!
(Ain’t that catchy?)

...

Would you like to build a wall?
Really quite a deal!
You can build it out of concrete,
You can build it out of steel.
It’ll cost you just five billion...

Five Billion??!

Shhhhhh!

(five billion?)

Riiiight!
So build the wall. and you can sleep tonight.

Now listen. When you build this wall you get two benefits for the price of one. You can use it to keep out terorist drug-peddling gangsters. And for no extra money you can give Nancy Pelosi heartburn!

So, would you like to build a wall?
Mexico will pay!
If they don’t have the pesos,
Let’s build it anyway.
It’ll cost you just five billion...

Five Billion??!

Shhhhhh!

(five billion?)

Riiiight!
So build the wall. and you can sleep tonight.
Now don’t ask questions. Just build the wall and you won’t quake in fright.
You’re gonna love it. Let’s build the wall and keep the country white.



revised lyrics copyright 2019 - Rich Brown