Dem Dumb Sheep

To the tune of "Temper of Revenge"

We regret to report we've failed our task
Our study is fruitless and null
We can't do what we set out to do
And futility now takes it's toll!
All we wanted to do was make a test
Of what mix of grains, would feed sheep the best
But we had to keep all the sheep in one pen
Different pens would invalidate all!

But sheep are too dumb, we learned for our sins,
You can't teach them to eat from only their bins.
We even conditioned with electrotherapy,
But they'll eat any food that they see,
They'll eat any food that they see.

Copyright © 1998 Michelle Bottorff