There's No Web Page, Like My Web Page!



To the tune of "There's No Business like Show Business". This song was created when a denizen of the fidoNet Filk echo told a spammer that all ads were off topic unless they rhymed and scanned.

There's no web page, like my web page
It's just what you all need!
Everything about it is appealing!
Everything my software could upload!
No where can you get that special feeling
When you are browsing from your home node.

There's no web page, like my web page
Producers stop by to hear
They'll listen to your music if you post it
You'll get your break to show biz by and by
Just send me all your songs and visa info
And I'll send you money, I wouldn't lie.

There's no web page, like my web page
It's everything about fish
Lots of pics of pike and bass and marlins
At least a gig of Bio-marine research
And I know that this whole group will love it
Because I found you with a keyword search!

Copyright © 1996 Michelle Bottorff



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