Give Them a Cookie

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What do you do when the aliens land
With zap ray guns in all four hands?
Can't send them all right back to space?
Here's a trick that works in every case

Give them a cookie, give them a cookie
Give them a cookie: And you'll soon learn
Give them a cookie, give them a cookie
They would rather eat cookies than loot and burn

What do you do when out from the swamp
The oozy-gooze comes out to romp?
He eats the lawns and cars and streets
But he would much rather just eat sweets

Give 'im a cookie, give 'im a cookie
Give 'im a cookie: That's a real treat!
Give 'im a cookie, give 'im a cookie
He would rather eat cookies than much concrete

What do you do when those kids won't stop
Singing their filk songs? Call the cops?
Can't spank them all send them to bed?
Here's a little trick that works instead.

Give them a cookie, give them a cookie
Give them a cookie: That's the best thing
Give US a cookie, give US a cookie
We would rather eat cookies than play and sing

Copyright © 1998 Michelle Bottorff



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