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The Starr Report in Verse


TTTO - The Ballad of the Three Kings

Ken Starr sent his report to the House,
  A sordid story it was.
It called Bill Clinton a rotten louse,
  Who should be impeached - for cause.

  Then Clinton's lawyers called Starr unfair,
    Just out to destroy their guy.
  "When Bill told the jury there was no affair,
    It was - technically - not a lie."

The House debated for but one day,
  And so-o their plan was born.
They soon were voting to see if they,
  Could fill-l the Web with porn.

  The People cried out both near and far,
    With voices that were as one.
  "A Pox on Bill Clinton, A Pox on Ken Starr,
    And a Pox on all Washington."


lyrics: Copyright 1998, Rich Brown (rmf51@FreeMars.org )

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