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2-d-tuna: "Stand By Your Man"
Ofttimes its hard to be a censor.
Seems I am always in some jam.
I save the species,
From words like "feces" --
Then Peacefire calls my work a scam.
I search the Web of Wicked Pages.
I look for drugs, hate, guns, or sex.
And when I find it,
I mark it "unfit" --
Because the Rules I Have won't flex.
Scannin' for damn!
Damn's on my Naughty Words list.
That list is why I exist:
It's what I am...
My noble plan:
To make "damn" non-existent.
You'll find no more-persistent ...
... Man ...
Scannin' for damn!
I never pause in indecision,
Or stop to wallow in self-doubt
Double entandre,
That's way beyond me --
You got words on my list, you're out.
Sometimes I'll censor works of virtue.
Sometimes I'll pass depravity.
'Cause, in me, you got,
A low-I.Q. 'bot --
They can't write Common Sense in 'C'.
Scannin' for damn!
Damn's on my Naughty Words list.
That list is why I exist:
It's what I am...
Scannin' for damn!
But now I've lost my luster,
I guess they're right; I'm just a ...
... Sham ...
Scannin' for damn!
lyrics: Copyright 2000, Rich Brown (filker49@FreeMars.org )
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Don't blame me; I voted for Cthulhu.
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May 09, 2005 at 12:01 AM (a Monday)