Scannin' for "Damn"

2-d-tuna: "Stand By Your Man"


Ofttimes its hard to be a censor.

Seems I am always in some jam.

I save the species,

From words like "feces" --

Then Peacefire calls my work a scam.

I search the Web of Wicked Pages.

I look for drugs, hate, guns, or sex.

And when I find it,

I mark it "unfit" --

Because the Rules I Have won't flex.


Scannin' for damn!

Damn's on my Naughty Words list.

That list is why I exist:

It's what I am...

My noble plan:

To make "damn" non-existent.

You'll find no more-persistent ...

... Man ...

Scannin' for damn!


I never pause in indecision,

Or stop to wallow in self-doubt

Double entandre,

That's way beyond me --

You got words on my list, you're out.

Sometimes I'll censor works of virtue.

Sometimes I'll pass depravity.

'Cause, in me, you got,

A low-I.Q. 'bot --

They can't write Common Sense in 'C'.


Scannin' for damn!

Damn's on my Naughty Words list.

That list is why I exist:

It's what I am...

Scannin' for damn!

But now I've lost my luster,

I guess they're right; I'm just a ...

... Sham ...

Scannin' for damn!


lyrics: Copyright 2000, Rich Brown (rmf51@FreeMars.org )

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Don't blame me; I voted for Cthulhu.

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Last rev: May 09, 2005 at 12:01 AM (a Monday)