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Will Rogers did not say:
Over the years I've often made Congress the butt of my jokes. But every once in a while Congress decides to butt back. Every time they make a joke, its a law. And every time they make a law, its our butts.



Bugger the CDA

I've buggered in winter, spring, summer, and fall,
With man, woman, child, and inflatable doll,
But the total I've tallied turns out to be small,
Compared to our Congress, who's buggered us all.

That C.D.A. passed despite our First Amend-,
Meant Congress would rape what it ought to defend.
For their resolve is firm, they say, it won't bend.
When you're buggered by Congress you're screwed, in the end.

They say they're protecting our precocious tikes,
From pedophiles, pacifists, pagans, and dykes.
So let's cover our butts -- 'cause that's what Congress likes,
And they'll bugger each one of us when the mood strikes.

Now stop using words that are lusty and lewd,
Indecent, inciting, exciting, or crude.
On the Net (if you wish) you can skip what is rude,
When you're buggered by Congress, however, you're screwed.

Our Congress's members are standing erect,
But what of the freedoms they're sworn to protect?
Under them, our rights suffer much worse than neglect.
When you're buggered by Congress, your chastity's wrecked.

So pull out your checkbook, write "A.C.L.U.,"
And send them ten bucks, or a thousand, or two,
And think about joining the E.F.F., too,
'Cause this time your Congress is buggering you.

I've buggered more critters than I can recall,
Like Flipper and Lassie (both come when I call...)
And species that slither, swim, canter, or crawl,
But Congress's goal was to bugger us all.

It's time for the Netizens counter attack.
We've dressed up our Web with blue ribbons and black,
We've tallied their votes and we'll cut 'em no slack,
And come next November let's bugger them back.


Insipred by: "The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered at All" by Mark A Mandel (mam(at)world.std.com)
Related link: CDA by Gary J. Ehrlich (hyperion(at)erols.com)


lyrics: Copyright 1996, Rich Brown (rmf51@FreeMars.org )

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Don't blame me; I voted for Cthulhu.

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Last rev: May 08, 2005 at 11:45 PM (a Sunday)