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Weight Gain

To the tune of: Freight Train, Elizabeth Cotten




Weight gain, weight gain: goes on fast.
Weight gain, weight gain: I'm aghast.
   Each repast should be my last;
I really ought to fast.

Weight gain, how my belly shows.
Weight gain, wait, where are my toes?
   I suppose I need new clothes;
My waist just grows and grows.

When I fry or fricassee,
I'll deny each caloire.
   You'll be seeing more of me;
I'm growing by degree.

"I should diet" ... so I say,
I could try it any day.
   How I pray to waste away...
...But this is how I'll stay.

Weight gain, weight gain: goes on fast.
Weight gain, weight gain: I'm aghast.
   Each repast should be my last;
I really ought to fast.

Lyrics: Copyright 2005, Rich Brown (rmf51@FreeMars.org )

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