Microsoft iLoo Dandelion Back to: Some So-Called Music

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Microsoft iLoo

Wherein Microsoft UK considers -- and drops -- the concept of an Internet-enabled potty...

(ttto: "Yellow Submarine", The Beatles)

Close the door ... and take your seat.
You are in for ... such a treat.
Boot-up mess...age on the screen,
Of this Inter...net latrine.

We all surf in a Microsoft latrine,
  Microsoft latrine, Microsoft latrine.
We all surf in a Microsoft latrine,
  Microsoft latrine, Microsoft latrine.

You can down...load MP3s,
IM chat, or ... burn CDs,
Maybe surf ... to sites obscene,
In the Inter...net latrine.

We all surf in a Microsoft latrine,
  Microsoft latrine, Microsoft latrine.
We all surf in a Microsoft latrine,
  Microsoft latrine, Microsoft latrine.

Perfect place ... for any geek;
I could stay in ... here a week.
Then the sound ... card starts to say:

(HAL voice:)

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
"H-excuse me, I h-ain't a latrine -- I'm an iLoo."

(ttto: "The Gnu Song" (chorus), Flanders and Swann)

I'm an iLoo,
I'm an iLoo,
Iconic (and ironically paperless, too).
I'm an iLoo,
What'll ya' do?
Select from 'Number One' or 'Number Two'.
There's no I/O that I lack -- I'm not some stinkin' iMac --
iLoo
 you do
  doo-doo
   inside an iLoo.


What is this strange Microsoft / England / toilet nexus anyway? Here's another story.

Slightly related link: The Tale of Transport 18


Lyrics: Copyright 2003, Rich Brown (rmf51@FreeMars.org )

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