Ensign Toast Fan Club Theme Song

New face on the Landing Team -
        Temporarily
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We need someone shot - again
        Better you than me
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Ensign Toast!   (rotten luck)
Ensign Toast!   (sitting duck)
You took a phaser hit and now you'll
        Fry
        Cry
        Die
        (Bye)
We won't see your face again
        This ain't rep'retory
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Now we've reached the hour when
        You'll leave our company
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        (Sign this release form, please)
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        ('N here's a still for your resume.  Keep your day job.)
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